It ain't over 'til the anorexic felon sings...

According to People.com and show business "Bible" Variety, "the Simple Life is over for Paris Hilton, but she has already lined up a juicy new role in the big-screen musical Repo! The Genetic Opera.

Hilton is joining Alexa Vega and Paul Sorvino in the cast of Repo!, a musical thriller..."

Egad.

Say it with me. The end of the world is near.....