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"...where the news is always quite contrary..." Humor and commentary...SOMETHING FUNNY IS GOING ON....A Second City graduate speaks out.

Friday, December 24, 2004

Olga Mallsnerd sez:

I am grateful for my past;
it has given me the present.
I want to do well
by the future.
Knock Wood autobiography, Candice Bergen aka Olga Mallsnerd

Thursday, December 23, 2004

October 2004 REVIEWS

I always read the Mary Maile. I like 'em. LP-H

Not only do I always read your Mary Maile, I always enjoy it! TW

Great edition. I'm glad you didn't stop! CM

I like your MAIRY MAILEs! PT

Discovery

A cat playing with a mouse

before the kill

sounds a lot like

really bad sex:

Lots of heavy breathing,

whiskers rustling

and panicky squeaky toy noises.
8/10/2004