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Here are my online clips:

BEST PERSONALITY FEATURE STORY
Weeklies Class 1: First Place - Woodward NE Dallas Co. Record. (Wilkinson story, image at right)
http://snipurl.com/PersonalityFeatureC1

BEST FEATURE PAGE
Weeklies Class 1: First Place - Woodward NE Dallas Co. Record. (Garage
sales in Grimes, layout image at right)
http://snipurl.com/FeaturePageC1

MASTER COLUMNIST
Weeklies Class 1: Third Place - Woodward NE Dallas Co. Record.
Sample: Meet our new reporter article
http://snipurl.com/RememberMary

70 Valentines and still counting
http://snipurl.com/ValentineWagners

Tallgrass Theatre of Dallas Center
http://snipurl.com/TallgrassTh

R.I.P. Merv Griffin

He started as a singer known for the novelty song "I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Cocoanuts." He tried on the role of leading man but eventually drifted into a 20 year career as a talk show host, writer of the Jeopardy theme "Think," and multi million deals designed to improve his various interests like realty.

He estimated that he had done 25,000 interviews.

For me, Merv Griffin was a familiar face to come home to. For a kid in central Iowa, this was the closest I got to seeing a very interesting conversational style, with a wide range of guests.

A child of the 70s, I remember stand up comics of all stripes -- always vital to my TV watching/talk show loving habits -- but mostly Totie Fields and Orson Welles and his magic, as well as maybe a plate spinner or two and Howie Mandel telling his wait-for-it "It's My potty" joke. I hurried home to see this show circa 1976 through '79 and even multi tasked as I sorted mom's kitchen shelves and watched from the next room.

Yeah. I was a weird kid.

Moreover, Merv made me a winner because I watched his show and heard instrumentalist Herbie Mann tout his newest album Super Mann. The next night I identified the same piece being played and won a whole party for my sixth grade class at a skating rink.

Merv made me a hero.

His style must have rubbed off on me.

And I have to say one his best features was his public battle with his weight. He talked about it, dealt with it and still lived for a long time at a higher weight than he might have liked, but never rejected himself before, during or after.

For some reason, I like that!

See the master in a clip (that's not Charo)....

This essay is rushed, but "Thanks, Merv."

He weighed 235 pounds. Shortly afterward, singer Joan Edwards told him: "Your voice is terrific, but the blubber has got to go." Griffin slimmed down, and he spent the rest of his life adding and taking off weight.

Am I getting old?

Lisa told me Hairspray and I immediately thought stage production
(versus original movie vs. Ricki Lake movie vs. newest movie)

Colleen told me she had a new sidekick and I said, "Oh is this a new
co=worker, someone who looks up to you... a 'mini-me'?"

And the girls in office love the Spice Girls. So when I recently heard a
reference to Old Spice it took me ten minutes of trying to remember
which girl that was...........

Gil-less Girls?

Are you a fan of the "Gilmore Girls?"

See what original creator Amy Sherman-Palladino, who was not there for the final season, said HER ending would have been.

BOO HISS
not funny

Johnny Carson quotes from obituary 2005

Asked how he became a star, Mr. Carson once replied, "I started in a gaseous state and then I cooled."

Pressed further to analyze his own success, he said he worked hard on his own timing. "I have an affinity for editing and pacing," he said....

Someone once asked Mr. Carson what he would like his epitaph to be.

He thought for a moment and reached for the traditional line of a talk-show host:

"I'll be right back."


SOURCE:
Johnny Carson, Low-Key King of Late-Night TV, Dies at 79
By RICHARD SEVERO
and BILL CARTER
Published: January 23, 2005

A wild and crazy....book

Steve Martin.com sez:

"In early December, my memoir of doing stand up will be published, “Born Standing Up.” Writing it was an absorbing enterprise lasting two years. I’m sorry I’m no longer working on it. And that’s what’s up with me." May 22, 2007

He also recently married a staff writer for the New Yorker, where he contributes humor.

Here's his classic tribute to Johnny Carson from the New York Times.

It ain't over 'til the anorexic felon sings...

According to People.com and show business "Bible" Variety, "the Simple Life is over for Paris Hilton, but she has already lined up a juicy new role in the big-screen musical Repo! The Genetic Opera.

Hilton is joining Alexa Vega and Paul Sorvino in the cast of Repo!, a musical thriller..."

Egad.

Say it with me. The end of the world is near.....

And you think you're having a bad day....updated

My favorite is the elephant...

In order, from not-as-bad to downright terrible, the worst jobs in science as ranked by Popular Science magazine:

• Whale-feces researcher: The feces part just smells bad.

• Forensic entomologist: Studying bugs on corpses combines two unpleasant things.

• Olympic drug tester: Watching athletes urinate into cups and testing samples thousands of times during the Games can't be fun.

• Gravity research subject: Stays in bed for three weeks and lets muscles atrophy.

• Microsoft security worker: Deals with every Microsoft user's problems.

• Preserved-animal preparer: Bottles frogs, cats and pigs for biology students.

• Garbologist: Sifts through garbage, literally, to analyze consumption patterns and how quickly waste breaks down.

• Elephant vasectomist: Elephants are big, and so are their testicles.

• Oceanographer: Pollution, overfishing and coral reef destruction mean the oceans keep getting worse.

• Hazardous-materials diver: Swimming in sewage is a dirty task.

read more at
http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/2007-06-10-popular-science_N.htm
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From Ames police reports:

July 26, 2007: City workers were held at bay by what appeared to be a rabid woodchuck at South 16th Street and Apple Place.

The woodchuck, according to police reports, would not let the workers get back into their trucks near the BMX Bike Park.

The woodchuck reportedly fled the scene, and police were unable to locate it.

wedding singer

This is so funny. This chick thinks she is
Streisand!
See the musician audition at
http://www.youtube.com/SeanOfTheWed

pass it on